The Onion Movie (2008)

Comedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Norm Archer
Cock Puncher
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Typical Neighbor Husband
Kip Kendall
Alzheimers Old Lady
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Melissa Cherry
Dana Dobbs
Surgeon General
Kenneth Garber
The Masses
Rapist Lisa
Rape Victim Julie
Steel Beam Architect
Line-Up Detective
Porn Star
Porn Star
Lollipop Love Dancer
Office Worker
Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Wigger Jim
Heavy Girl
Hippie Diplomant
Bryce Brand
Bryce's Manager
Dennis McCormick
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Peen Out Guy
James Nakatami
Michael Bolton
White Black Guy Tim
Ivy Leaguer
Cooking Show Chef

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