Slow Learners (2015)


High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.


Jeff Lowry
Joyce Lowry
Darren Lowry
Fellini Cafe Waiter
Sexy Dressed Student
Female Student
Partying Teacher
Keg Standing School Nurse
Student in Guidance Office
Anne Martin
Principal Miller
Dr. Mark Sonderskov