Hotel Splendide (2000)

Comedy

The film tells the story of the Blanche family who run a dark and dismal health resort on a remote island which is only accessible by ferry. The spa program consists of feeding the guests seaweed and eel-based meals, then administering liberal colonic irrigation. The spa is run by the family matriarch Dame Blanche until her death. Things continue on with her children running the resort until Kath, the resort's former sous chef and love interest of one of the sons, comes back to the island unannounced. Stranded between monthly ferries, she is a catalyst for a series of events that turns life as it is known at Hotel Splendide on its ear.

Cast

Ronald Blanche
Kitchen boy
Chambermaid
Fisherman
Image & Voice of Mrs Blanche
Patrick Colonic
Ruby Colonic
David da Gigolo
Dorothy Teenage
Cora Blanche
Norman Teenage
Salo Thin
Master Bruce Dysfunctional
Mr. Geoff Dysfunctional
Mrs. Cicely Dysfunctional
Dezmond Blanche
Stanley Smith
Lorna Bull
Morton Blanche
Sergei Gorgomov
Lorraine Bull

Crew

Director of Photography
Production Design
Costume Design
Script Supervisor
Line Producer
Makeup Designer
Hair Designer
Co-Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Associate Producer
Production Consultant
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Third Assistant Director
Art Direction
Set Decoration
Scenic Artist
Storyboard Artist
Assistant Art Director
Art Department Assistant
Draughtsman
Production Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Post Production Coordinator
Production Accountant
Assistant Accountant
Casting Assistant
Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Assistant Costume Designer
Wardrobe Assistant
Wardrobe Assistant
Key Hairdresser
Makeup & Hair
Makeup & Hair
Focus Puller
Clapper Loader
Best Boy Electric
Electrician
Electrician
Electrician
Property Buyer
Construction Manager
Special Effects Supervisor
Pyrotechnic Supervisor
Special Effects Coordinator
First Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Post Production Supervisor
Supervising Sound Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
Dialogue Editor
Foley Mixer
Foley Artist
Foley Artist
ADR Recordist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Unit Publicist
Still Photographer
Choreographer
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
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