Ted & Venus (1991)

Comedy
Drama
Romance

Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.

Cast

Match
Ted Whitley
Max Waters
Judge William H. Converse
Judge Katherine Notch
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Mrs. Turner
Linda Turner
Linda's Grandmother
Poetry Award Presenter
Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)
Patient #2
Patient #3
Waitress with Attitude
Colette
Women's Group Head
Women's Group #1
Women's Group #2
Women's Group #3
Ted's Cellmate
Prisoner #2
Prisoner #3
Prison Guard
Chainsaw Juggler
Horseback Rider
Park Bench Lover
Park Bench Lover
Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)
Beach Blanket Lover
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Ted's Attorney
District Attorney

Crew

Director
Screenplay
Screenplay
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Executive Producer
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Production Design
Art Direction
Set Decoration
Costume Design
Costume Design
Hairstylist
Makeup Supervisor